So I learned today that there’s a dog that can paint way cooler stuff than me.
If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or plain,
tall
or short,
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
or “had had”

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.
So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror
There are two types of people…
why does the government make it illegal to be naked in public but not give me any money to buy nice clothes
are you telling me i have to pay to not break a law
probably the smartest thing I’ve ever heard.















